This is Methinks. Humor courtesy of Tronlet.
#1. Methinks the world would be so much funnier if "push" and "pull" signs were assigned at random.
#2. Methinks lightbulbs are a conspiracy. They'll use up all the glass. No windows, no TVs, no computers...
there is only lightbulbs.
#3. Methinks this is the third Methinks. Methinks I'm right.
#4. Methinks this is the third Methinks. Methinks I'm wrong.
#5. Methinks coupons are stupid. They don't advertise much, not in my experience, I don't want to rush out and buy it even when there isn't a deal. It's like "See ya later, come back when it'll save me money.". They just make companies lose money, and us save money... On second thought, I like them very much, keep them please.
#6. Methinks whoever inspired... er... bratz.There, happy? Anyway, they should die. Horribly. Slowly, horribly. Sickly, slowly, horribly, painfully. Betrayed, then sickened, then slowly, horribly, painfully, and horrendously killed. While "Chloe" or whoever looks on in horror. They don't have AI that complex yet, but it's only a matter of time... Ahh.
#7. Methinks knowledge is balanced by the ability to conversate rationally. I TELL YOU, THE CHEESE IS PURPLE! IT IS, YOU PIECE OF TREASURE MAP!
#8. Methinks everyone should be atheists. The idea of some idiot up there is stu- *lightning strikes* Oww...
#9. Why can't we have world peace? I know why. No one is powerful enough. I'm gonna make all the nuclear bombs I can, then threaten to blow up strategically placed nukes if people don't stop all wars. No more violence! Yayyyy!
#10. Methinks this is the tenth Methinks. Methinks this joke is getting old.
#11. Methinks we've hit a point in civilization where the only hope is to work hard to give me everything I want. It's only fair.
#12. Methinks the word pebbles is useless. Why not just say smaller rocks??? Surely this is an undeniable proof of the slow descent into madness that is happening to humans.
